no offense but “family is the people you choose to surround yourself with and love you dearly” will literally ALWAYS be a better theme and a better concept than “love the family you were arbitrarily stuck with because they’re related to you”
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We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.
"To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies."
We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.
That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.
This is my favorite quote of today.
I am CHAOTIC and UNTAMEABLE *takes my medication* *puts my pjs on* *brushes my teeth* *gets into bed*
dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:
- think irish people can't be pan
- are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
- hunt and kill people for sport
- play frunko's quest
- think movies always have to be slimy
- think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
- don't tag bibbles or togs
- think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
- use the z-slur
- participated in the srebenica massacre
- are mutuals with steve
Please say sike
I'm so sorry
#do u ever see the silhouette of a whale pass underneath your small fishing vessel?
this isn't a whale it's a nuclear submarine
this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good